A few days after the initial ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE, at the Paranormal Bureau

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Uh...

Um...

Oh geez, uh...

Hey, hey, hey Boss-nyo? Boss-nyo? They took out that mean Revya woman, right? So why are we suddenly getting even MORE reports of places getting attacked and overrun?

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[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

[Bursts in, shouting]

THERE'S AN ALIEN INVASION!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Waaaaaah! Where?! Where?!

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

EVERYWHERE!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

If she wasn't staring at a bunch of incident reports? This would be hilarious.

Now? Not so much.

Holy crap! This is megas bad! What do we do!?

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

I don't know! I don't know!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait wait wait! *deep breath* We aren't gonna gets anywhere if we just run around like chickens with our heads cut off, got it? Can you tell me anything more about these aliens that ain't in our reports?

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

Well, they're big, some are even bigger, they have teeth and claws, and there are swarms of them! It's like someone activated a spellcard that just fired aliens!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Aw, that ain't much t' go on. Ah well, better than nothing, eh? A heh heh. Man, though, megas lousy timing! I bet whoever let loose was just waiting until they kicked Revya's butt, huh?

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

Of course! It's just like when the heroes defeat one villain only to find another one is waiting for them!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Well, I ain't a fighter or nothing. I think the best thing I can do for now is collect information and stuff, see what we can uncover. Then we can sic the guys who actually do the buttkicking on them all and save the day! Ahahahaha!

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

Perfect!

[meganefather.livejournal.com]

What? We... We did beat Revya. I even saw the moment in which she was defeated.

...Can I have a look at those reports, Tsuruya-san?

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[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

You got it, Boss-nyo!

There must be dozens of them, each chronicling several villages being overrun by terrible creatures, devouring some, converting others. A real horror story, all told in documents.

[meganefather.livejournal.com]

[Ouka observes the papers for a moment, a bizarre mix of confusion, disappointment and exasperation is on his face.]

I... see. It looks like things won't start slowing down after all. I was hoping we could look into a way to get back home soon, but... the safety of the people here probably takes priority.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Hey Boss-nyo! How about I go pick the brains of that guy who was writing a book about all the stuff around here? Maybe he'll know something about all of this!

[meganefather.livejournal.com]

Could you do that? I'll see if I can track down anything suspicious. If there really is so much damage, it shouldn't be too hard to find something that can point us in the right direction.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Will do, boss-nyo! I'll be back as fast as I can!