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[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Whoa! This totally wasn't where I was headed before!

Well, I have no idea where the heck I am right now, but it looks like I came at a good time whereever it is! Check this place out! It's a circus! I'll figure out what's going on later! Yay!

Comments

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Whoooa, badass, eh? You must be pretty tough to get a title like that!

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Of course I am, no one in the Netherworld has eaten as many vegetables as I have, and I know for a FACT that they haven't donated as much blood. I have weaker demons cowering in fear at the mention of my name and they're even more disgusted when I threaten to console them.

Sorry, I feel like I'm bragging, and that's totally not a badass thing to do.

*She then bows politely*

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Give her a sec, she needs to compute this new meaning of "badass." Wait for it... ah, there we go.

That... is TOTALLY BADASS! Being that good? That's gotta take a lotta effort! AWESOME!

Notably, there is no irony in her tone at all.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

It does take a lot of hard work, but it pays off in the end. You could be a badass too if you work for it!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Maybe I can be the Number 2 badass someday! Hahahahahaha!